Bluff City Law (CBS) / Rise Up (NBC)

So I’m combining these two generic law shows into one generic review. I could take the time to explain the premise of each one individually but at the end of the day they’re a typical law procedural set in two different locations and really…….

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Now, I know there’s a huge market for these shows, in fact there’s a whole network dedicated to these shows *cough* CBS *cough*, and they usually manage to garner decent all the way up to what-the-actual-fuck level ratings and I’m not here to dog on anyone’s choice of show buuuuuuuuuttttt….

I’m not a fan of procedurals. Law, cop, medical.. I don’t care. They’ve been done to death, been brough back to life, beaten with a rusty pipe and then trotted out on their bloody stumps only to fall flat on the hot pavement and left to fester and rot in the primetime sunshine.

And yet.. every season I tweet similiar fucking things…

uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh it’s exhausting to try and maintain any level of interest in these shows, so I won’t. I’ll just say if you like law shows and procdedurals – go watch these shows. They’re totally up your alley.

If you don’t like these kinds of shows, then please join me in at the 7-11 on McLeod cuz…well I already need a Slurpee to get through this fucking season.

All Rise airs Mondays at 9/8c on CBS

Bluff City Law airs Mondays at 10/9c on NBC

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